Dear Cory,
Admit it; you got yourself sent to Japan so you would not have to deal with that pile of firewood that has been sitting in the driveway since the end of September. It’s all stacked now – thanks to yours truly – so it’s safe to come home now.
Love,
Your Super-Fantastic Wife
I said the exact same thing to him. I think he planned it all so that he wouldn’t have to stack the wood either.
He’s not admitting it, but I’ve got him all figured out. 😉